Die Alone unisex hoodie

Description

Dating these days is hard. You feel like you don’t have that many requirements, but still it’s like you can’t find a single person who is compatible. Are your standards too high? Are you asking too much? Perhaps the world has ruined everyone. Perhaps there is no hope. Perhaps you’ll die alone. Perhaps you should wear this hoodie. At least then you’ll die alone wearing the softest hoodie you’ll ever own. Equipped with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Futile Fungi logo on back of neck
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!