False Gratitude unisex hoodie

Description

How did we get here? Well, apparently we live alongside 77.3 million idiots. Express your facetious gratitude for these folks by wearing this shirt everywhere. You’ll know it’s working when you see the look of regret fill their face. It won’t make things better, but it will remind them that it’s their fault. Enjoy this statement on the softest hoodie you’ll ever own. Equipped with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Futile Fungi logo on the back neck
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!